"Don’t you hate that?" "What?" "Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it’s necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?" "I don’t know. That’s a good question." "That’s when you know you’ve found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence." "Oh you really weren't joking about being adopted." -Tom Milburn "Can you hit my leg again? Wait, that's really close to spanking me...we should avoid that." "I was scared of carbon monoxide for like a year." -Matt Garry "Aw, come on!" "Don't 'come on' me, 'come on' you!.....FUCK that came out wrong."