"And I like Vickie Vallencourt, and she showed me her boobies and I like them too!" -Adam Sandler, The Waterboy. "There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be." -Willy Wonka. "That's the beauty of music. They can't take that away from you." -Andy Dufresne. "Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature." -Marilyn Monroe. "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." -Drew Carey. "A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!" -Jay Leno.