"Do you have a flag?" -Eddie Izzard "You guys, she is hysterically famous!" -God(theo) ""If there's one thing I've learned from time travel...it's that sometimes you have to make your own timing." -Phil of the Future "Art is largely ego-masturbation." -Applied Communications "2 minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven" -Flight of the Conchords "At least she died doing what she loved the most: committing suicide." -Andy Richter Controls the Universe "There are a lot of people at Versailles today." -Marie Antoinette "Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be." -Michael Scott "I'm sorry, is the question how'd I get to be so awesome?" -Jim Halpert "der." -Shay Shay Ivy: 6-10 inches tonight... AHHHH! Megan: What about penis?" "It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!" -Barney Stinson "I think it's time to embrace the OCD ivy." -Paul Sattler "Day Man / Fighter of the Night Man / Champion of the sun / You're a master of karate / and friendship for everyone." -Charlie and Dennis Dennis: Mac, go wear her out with your spaztic movements. Mac: I'll wear her out with my awesome movements. "I'm the best sex you'll never have." -Pacey Witter "I have GAY electricity! It's true.." -Andrew "Because I cut the brakes! WILD CARD BITCHES!!!" -Charlie Penny: I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality. "I'm BATMAN!" -Sheldon Cooper "What are you doing here?" "I love you John Paul McQueen." "Why wouldn't you?" "what the fuck have you done lately?" -Wesley Gibson Lelaina Pierce: Are you religious? Michael Grates: Um, uh, I guess uh, I guess I'm, uh a non-practicing Jew. Lelaina Pierce: Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin. "You kind of look like a goblin wrapped in a bed sheet."