“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.” -Samuel Beckett "Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish them." "Don't say it unless you mean it. And if you mean it, be ready to prove it." "Best friends are people who make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to go through them alone." "life is short, so is your penis."