"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that." "Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire." “I AM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. and paint the wicked pictures with your motherfuckin blood. FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES. your crushed bones will make my special stardust. WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER.” "No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." "People act in their own self-interest. You're all here because you're all happy to be here. Or at least because this is your best option." "You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways." "There will always be "lie" in believe, an "over" in lover, an "end" in friends, an "us" in trust, and an "if" in life."