"This wallpaper will be the death of me; one of us will have to go. " Oscar Wilde "Nobody on his deathbed ever said "I wish I'd spent more time in the office"" Paul Tsongas "I'm going nowhere, Lynn. Quite literally, I'm on the ring road" Alan Partridge "you are a pleasure seeking slut!", my father to me when I was 17. We get on fine now!