Hayley Sellick


- - - - - "Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail, and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some, given a chance to climb, they refuse. They cling to the realm, or the gods, or love. Illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is." - Lord Petyr Baelish. 'This is a man's world, this is a man's world, but it wouldn't be nothing, nothing, without a woman or a girl' - James Brown. 'You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.' - Atticus, 'To Kill A Mockingbird'. 'The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.' - Edmund Burke. 1729-97. 'Be England what she will. With all her faults, she is my country still.' - Charles Churchill. - - - - - HOME Daddy - 'The song that spawned a thousand karaokes.' Me - 'What? The song that spawned a thousand Korean kids?' Karen - 'Dogs are like disabled people. They always look at you when they want something but you don't know what they want so you just ignore them.' Me - 'Is crimson more red than scarlet?' Vicky - 'We may be stalkers, but we are stalkers of the hottest dude ever!' Daddy - 'What's the club called? Deja Vu? I think I've been there before.' Ellen - 'I used to complain I had no pie until a met a girl who had no Cool HWHip...' Me - 'If I have a brainwave it will extend to 100 things' Lizzie - 'If you have a brainwave I will kill you.' Alex - 'Why are you going to Vietnam?' Lottie - 'Because she wants to get raped by communists.' Wendy - 'Oh my God, it's Jamie Oliver! Sign my potato!' UNIVERSITY. Ashleigh - 'Last night I had a dream I gave birth to a baby... and it was a biscuit!!' Voirrey - 'I hated this song when it first came out. Then it grew on me... Like a tumour.' Voirrey - 'Muslims are the Dementors of Great Britain!' Voirrey - 'Oh, the Bouv do Sunday lunch for £6.95!' Beth - 'Oh wow! What day?!' Me - 'I don't really suit my hair being up.' Voirrey - 'Yeah you do, you look like a tranny horse!!' Voirrey - 'Mate, you didn't know who The Beatles were!' Ashleigh - 'I do now! They sung Yellow Submarine and Staying Alive!' Me - 'Er, that was the BeeGees...' Voirrey - 'Sam has the biggest feet I have ever seen. I could jump in the sea and paddle to the Isle of Man on those things!!'

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