Hannah Gardner

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"that little girl's doing a lemonade stand again? i went to her lemonade stand yesterday. i paid a dollar for a 50 cent lemonade and then i took a sip of it and it was disgusting, so i threw it away..... and then i drove back, bitch slapped her and took my dollar back. little bitch." - my father “Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation.. so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type.. I'm like, "hey girl, magenta!" and she's like, "oh, you mean purple!" and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, "no - I want magenta!" - John Mayer "Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot. " - Bob Dylan "In a gentle way, you can shake the world." - Gandhi “Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.” - John Mayer

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