"I love her she's like a martian" "I don't have ginger pubes, I'm a man!" - Thanks for that Tim! lol. "Fascism is eternal, Stalin fades" - Robert Freeman, Hamish Mackenzie and James Siddle "Sweetie, you shit your pants this year, I think maybe you're done." SJP to Charlotte SATC Hannah W: "I don't know whether to have the oatmeal cookie or the lemon and poppy seed muffin" Me: "Where's the oatmeal cookies?" *points* Me: "Hannah that's panettone not oatmeal cookies." Hannah W: "Oh it said oatmeal cookie on the sign so i just assumed it was a cookie." Me: "Even though you can tell its a cake when you picked it up?" Haha. "Yeah they probably notice when their willies are being more crushed than normal if that's how these things work, could have that completely wrong" - Rosie Downie talking about extra safe condoms. Fucking legend. lol. "Will you dry her please? She is wet." - Natasha, talking about Sarah, to some random guy in the SU bar. "Are you a professional? You can only stay in our flat if you are a professional!" Natalie: "OMG, did she just say complimentary shag?!" Me: "No, Nat, she said Coconut Shy" Natalie: "Oh, I guess sometimes you just hear what you wanna hear" "I hate it cos they're all so clever and I never know what to say cos I don't think I'm that intelligent, I mean, I can't even manage to boil the kettle when I make hot chocolate!" - Lucy Hayes "They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you." Philip Larkin Alice: "I'm gonna cook some spaghetti. I think i'll put an egg in it!" Me: "Why?" Alice: "Why not?! I could add some philadelphia and lardons and it would be like a carbonara!"