"I need someone who doesn't need me" ~Jim Morrison "It's amazing what a minute can do!" ~Dave Matthews "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on!" "Caught between a shit and a fart." "Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining!" "I'm bored, you're boring" "Live and let live" "If you don't respect and love yourself, others won't either." "Who fuckin Cares?" "I'd rater be an asshole than a whole ass"