-I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches -You're so beautiful, like a tree or a high-class prostitute -Can you dig it? -We came, we saw, we kicked its ass -Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! -We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!