Galen Crawley


"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde "But if in your fear you would seek only love's peace and love's pleasure, then it is better for you that you cover your nakedness and pass out of love's threshing-floor, into the seasonless world where you shall laugh, but not all of your laughter, and weep, but not all of your tears." -Kahlil Gibran, "The Prophet" TOPANGA: Why don't you just marry Shawn? CORY: Because our kids would look like horses. (Boy Meets World) JOSH LYMAN: I'm just saying - if you were in an accident, I wouldn't stop for a beer. DONNA MOSS: If you were in an accident, I wouldn't stop for red lights. (The West Wing) "I'm gonna go through male menopause and come in one day and go apeshit all over your asses." -Gary Glasgow ME: I’ve decided that I’m going to wash the glasses before every show, and then just rinse them out after the show. JESSICA SHOEMAKER: Great. I’ve decided I’m going to build a statue before each show, and then destroy it after each show. ME: That’ll be really difficult. What will you make it out of? Stone? JESSICA: No something softer, like cheese. ME: Mmmmm, cheese…I love cheese… JESSICA: Oh, no, I mean, I’m going to make it out of Cheshire Cats… ME: …because then I won’t want to eat it? JESSICA: Yes. "If my dad wasn't my dad, and he was Sicilian and sexy and had arms like that, I'd do him." -Courtney Halford "I'M SO DIRTY! I HAVEN"T SHOWERED IN THREE DAYS! I NEED TO STOP EATING AT PIZZA STREET!" -Audrey Johnson "Door chimes, something, blah blah, Company." -Mandi Lee CONOR DAGENFIELD: Do you know a guy named Chad? LINCOLN WARD: No... CONOR: He's gay. LINCOLN: If he's gay he probably thinks he knows me but he doesn't. "Who knew I'd meet my future husband a Dunkin' Donuts at three in the morning?" -Some girl on Jersylicious "All the guy that I have bastard childs with, we have long relationship." -Me "I used to have the Saved by the Bell board game. Wait, I'm lying - I STILL HAVE IT!" -Sharmaine McGinnis “We know you really like macramé, so we macrame’d this entire wall for you. And you don’t have legs!” -Joel Kim Booster (about Extreme Makeover: Home Edition)

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