Omnia Causa Fiunt Carpe Diem Quam Minimum Credula Postoro The second, sober thought of the people is seldom wrong, and always efficient. - Martin Van Buren Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. - Margaret Hungerford Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. - William Shakespeare Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. - Bob Rubin Life without a friend is death without a witness. - Spanish proverb When the liquor was gone the fun was gone. There are many good reasons for drinking, One has just entered my head- If a man doesn't drink when he's living, How the hell can he drink when he's dead? I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.