“New York is definitely haunted. Old lovers, ex-boyfriends, anyone you have unresolved issues with you are bound to run into again and again until you resolve them.” -Sarah Jessica Parker . The Wizard of Oz had one thing right: It's ultimately about the journey and the characters who accompany you on it ,not about the destination. I can do everything with ease on the stage, whereas in real life I feel too big and clumsy. So I didn't choose acting. It chose me. Ingrid Bergman I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate. All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as "martini" when her name was actually "olive"-Tallulah Bankhead I don't like Los Angeles. The people are awful and terribly shallow, and everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to play the game. I'm from New York. I will kill to get what I need. Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore. Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. to picture my life, you need a higher resolution. You can't have my heart, the doctor told me I'd be dead without it. The Do's and don'ts of what to wear in NYC : Do pretend that its the Academy Awards you're going to and don't be lazy . Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties. Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.” —Garry Trudeau Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.