“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” ~C.S. Lewis "well it's not bacon" :D "step into my office...cause your F£$king fired" "fuck a duck" ali -"your boyfriends biting me" "well you shouldn't have gone up the tree with him" ah kirsty "Don't propose to me in norfolk" and he didnt eh hannah ;) "teeny tiny baby bunneh" liz "well at least someone hasnt shat all over your car" hannah "pass the frog" pagan banter "ive got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell" "hugh jackmans wolverine, how dare he" you gotta love jd! "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee" "your as edgy as a satsuma" "Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?" " Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference." "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet"