Ella Haubrich


"No more birthday lapdances Joe."- Maria's mom "Sit down and eat your sandwich sprinkles." "King want a monobrow!" -Epic Movie "Joe is a flower monster and I am a rainbow monster." -Me "God that's sounds like something from a freaking powerpuff girls episode." "Look Look! My fingernails look like the color of the Cullen's eyes!"-Me "Ella dear, you make such a good scarecrow!" -Ian Orf Ella: If we're gonna do this thing, I wanna dress up as a pikachu. No questions asked. Cinta: I know this question shouldn't be asked, but... were you dropped on your head as a child? XANDER QUOTES: So, do we have to speak Spanish when we see him?' Cause I don't know anything much besides "Doritos" and "chihuahua."- Xander "Are you ready to get down, you funky party weasel?" "Well, I guess that makes it official. Everybody's paired off. Vampires get dates. Hell, even the school librarian sees more action than me." Forgiveness is my middle name. Well, actually it's LaVelle, but I'd appreciate it if you guard that secret with your life. BUFFY: I didn't jump to conclusions. I took a small step, and conclusions there were. You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that an offensive term? Should I say undead American? When Giles sends me on a mission, he says "please." And afterwards I get a cookie. Sorry, but I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies. Angel: You know, I'm a little rusty when it comes to killing humans. It could take a while. I'm sorry about the chains. It's not that I don't trust you... Actually, it is that I don't trust you. SPIKE: It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big. If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move. Help me out here, Spock, I don't speak loser. You were my sire, man! You were my... Yoda. I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I've just gotta be the man I was, the man she loved. I'm gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place: I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again. Love's a funny thing. Well, our old place was just fine 'til you went and had it burned down. Dad can drive. He's bound to have some classic midlife-crisis transport. Something red, shiny, shaped like a penis.

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