* Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. * It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. * Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! * What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. coming soon..