*For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. *I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. *I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. *On the other hand, you have different fingers. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes. *Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. *I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. *Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool. *Humpty Dumpty was pushed. *If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane. *Gravity always gets me down. *A day without sunshine is like, night. *Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! *If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?