'why would anyone paint anything brown?!' 'Erm, im sorry I may be late to work today. Iv just woken up In Gorey castle...' 'Dont you just wish you had an inflatable bum?' 'Excuse me, do you know where the dodo enclosure is? 'If I was a snail, I'd just find the nearest bush and eat it.' 'I believe the vagina is just a time warp mechanism.' 'Boy, get my gun. Dam kangaroos in the trash can again' (to be said in best hillbilly accent) 'Yes, she is a strange girl. Bread and Butter Pudding' Sharking! 'you dont know man, YOU WEREN'T THERE!'