David Mandler

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"I wish it were Winter and we could make it into ice blocks and skate on it, and then melt it in the Springtime and drink it!" -Beerfest "Rannulph Junnah: Now, the question on the table is how drunk is drunk enough? And the answer is that it's all a matter of brain cells Hardy Greaves: Brain cells? Rannulph Junnah: That's right Hardy. You see every drink of liquor you take kills a thousand brain cells. Now that doesn't much matter 'cos we got billions more. And first the sadness cells die so you smile real big. And then the quiet cells go so you just say everything real loud for no reason at all. That'ok, that's ok because the stupid cells go next, so everything you say is real smart. And finally, come the memory cells. These are tough sons of bitches to kill." -Legend of Bagger Vance "Immersion is playing Half Life and not realizing the house is burning down, and that your wife has left you, and you haven't eaten for a week." "Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive." -Van Wilder

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