"You cannot say to the sun, "More sun." Or to the rain, "Less rain." (...) And yet, to learn kindness after so much unkindness, to understand that a little girl with more courage than she knew, would find her prayers were answered, can that not be called happiness?" "Revenge is a dish best served cold." "Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself." "Love is a VA compilation." "No one will ever win the battle of the sexes. Тhere's too much flirting with the enemy..." "You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig." "Smart has the plans, stupid has the stories." "I blame Disney for my high expectations of men." "I am not perfect, but I'm limited edition." "What makes us different from animals is that animals can do only what their nature tells them to. And we're free. Freedom gives us the chance to become something different from what we are." "She: It's because you don't have a romantic bone in your body. He: No, it's because I'm a realist. She: No, it's because you're an Englishman. Cold as fish. He: Oh, really? And who wrote Romeo and Juliet? She: Williamo Shakespearelli. A great Italian." "Have you chased your dreams? Have you faced your fears? Have you lived your life? If not, ask yourself why." "Take me as I am, or watch me as I go." "Don't make people in your life as a priority, if they only make you as an option." "The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity."