Jackass Fuck yo couch Different day, same shit, ain't nothin' good in the hood On a steady diet of soda pop and ritalin no one ever died for my sins in hell as far as I can tell at least the ones I got away with Don't waste your time on someone who isn't ready to give you yours. Squidward to Patrick: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic. Patrick to SpongeBob: What does claustrophobic mean? SpongeBob to Patrick: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus! Patrick to Squidward: HO HO HO! SpongBob to Patrick: Stop it Patrick! You're scaring him! [Lol..Oh, SpongeBob!] I'd rather hate you for everything you are Than ever love you for something you are not I'd rather you hate me for everything I am Then have you love me for something that I can't Never mind, I'll find someone like you I wish nothing but the best for you, too Don't forget me, I begged, I remember you said Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead Sometimes, the best feeling isn't falling in love...it's falling out of love with someone who never really loved you. It's all about the nudity. Is that all I'm good for? I'd like to show I can get publicity without using my ass. - Marilyn Monroe *Before you try to get into my pants, which isn't going to happen, make sure you know where I'm from. Save yourself the pick up lines* I still don't have the reason And you don't have the time And it really makes me wonder If I ever gave a fuck about you Give me something to believe in Cause I don't believe in you Anymore, anymore I wonder if it even makes a difference to try (Yeah) So this is goodbye My Facebook page is like a restaurant...if you don't like what I'm serving you're welcome to go to somewhere else..... This is not a bakery. I don't sugarcoat anything. If you ask for my opinion...then that's what you'll get. Don't be mad when it's not what you want to hear. I don't give a damn When you really love someone, age, distance, height, weight is just a damn number ♥ You like it? What? The tattoo. Do you like it? No. No refund. Get the fuck out. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat. -Theodore Roosevelt I made a lot of mistakes in my past. But if you judge me on what I did in my past, then you don't belong in my future. Every thing's gone white and every thing's gray Now you're here, now you're away I don't want this, remember that I'll never forget where you're at Don't let the days go by, Glycerine, Glycerine I'm never alone, I'm alone all the time Are you at one or do you lie We live in a wheel where everyone steals But when we rise, it's like strawberry fields The definition of true beauty is being 100% COMFORTABLE in your own skin. It's having CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF even if you don't meet the standards of how others expect you to look. True beauty is the ability to LOVE YOURSELF & all the flaws you come with. When you love and respect yourself & WEAR YOUR CONFIDENCE, everyone else will see it. Ohne Dich Each time you ignore me, I regret every text message that I've ever sent you. Du hast Mich. If it's wrong to love You then my heart Just won't let me Be right cause I'm Drowned in you and I won't pull through Without you by my Side Like a drifter I was born to walk alone Du bist mir ganz und gar ergeben Du liebst mich, den ich lieb dich nicht Charmanders are red. Squirtles are blue. IF you were a pokemon, I'd choose you. Your smile is stronger that a Hyperbeam. Like Jesse and James, we'd make the perfect team. I'll stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash, and I'll love you more than a level 80 rapidash. You're more ledendary than a zapados, entei or mew. But out of all 450. I choose you.