Dani Hagan

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"can you hold my sack for a second?" "you cant test drive a brand new mercedes on a dirt track!" "you know this is Britain, where time is made?" " expect the worst and anything else is a bonus" "did you have a pencil in your trousers?" "no, im just disabled" "keep the change...PSYCHE!" "name a spirit" "...wkd?" "if that chicken doesnt shutup, im gonna ram it up the arse" "no one can say they don't pee in the sea" "yeah it's like saying you don't pee in the shower" "...wait, what!?" "I'm hungry as a fart"

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