The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.- Lily Tomlin What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!