"There is absolutely nothing I want to do in Indiana" John Dillenger/ Johnny Depp "I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do." Johnny Depp " Been dazed and confused for so long its not true, Wanted a woman, never bargained for you." Led Zeppelin Eric: "I hope you will enjoy your blood substitute which is costing me $45." Bill: "Oh, I have no intention on drinking it. I just want you to pay for it." Eric: "Oh, you're so mature." True blood best line ever!