Clare Henley

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"Guys I'm going, I'm starting to feel like a cabbage" "LEEAAAVVESSSSS"...."POOOOO!!" "Would you stop talking about the war?" "You started it!" "We did not." "YES you did! You invaded Poland" "Congratulations... the baby's arm is hanging out, why don't you hi5 it?" "My feet are great- it's like when you buy a motorbike and you want it to be all big and veiny and hairy." "It tastes like TOAST" "Seriously I can't do this any more, I'm going to pass out and it's just not getting any bigger"....."my dear, there's a hole in that one"

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