When I stand before God at the end of my life, I hope that I have not a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me." -Erma Bombeck "Could you stop taking pictures of yourself!? Your sister is going to jail!"~Kris Jenner "Yeah, but she can still buy all the Manolo 'Blahnkos' she wants." ~Mike "Are you kidding me!?!?" "3, 2, 1....blast off" "I can write you a check but you're gonna have to hold it." "I can do all things through fashion which strengthens me." "You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!" "Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon." "I ain't never even heard dat girl hum. Like, 'Hmmm!' "