Cat Evans


'Why are you wearing a cape if you're not a rapist?' - Jimmy Carr 'I was born to speak all mirth and no matter' - Beatrice, Much Ado About Nothing 'I like corny. I'm looking for corny in my life' - Iris, The Holiday 'If you kiss somebody then both of you'll get practice' - Regina Spektor, Ghost of Corporate Future 'My body has rejected this cardigan' - Alan Carr 'That is not the sound we're looking for. That is pornography with bongos' - Rudy from 'The Priest and the Beast' episode of The Mighty Boosh 'I look like a FAB lolly' 'But you're not covered in hundreds and thousands' 'That can be changed' - Myself and Miss Rosie Ley discussing tan lines 'Why do you have Peppermint Schnappes?' 'Because I like peppermint, and its fun to say Scnappes' - Leonard and Penny from The Big Bang Theory 'How appropriate, you fight like a cow!' - Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate 'It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!!' - Agnes, Despicable Me

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