"You learned everything you need to know in Kindergarten." "Life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take. but by the moments that take our breath away." "Life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself" "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." "Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it''s whole life believing that it is stupid." "Live well, laugh often, love much" "Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit." "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. " "Every man dies. Not every man really lives. " "Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway." "Please excuse our messy house. The kids are making memories." "Enjoy the little things in life for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things." "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about dancing in the rain." "Home is where you hang your heart." "What we do in life echoes in eternity." "Before you judge a person walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get mad, you’ll be a mile away and you’ll have their shoes." "Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body." "Well behaved women rarely make history." "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." "The grass is always greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit." "Happiness is the consequence of personal effort. You have to participate relentlessly in the manifestations of your own blessings." "People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the people who are doing it." "If you fail to plan, you plan to fail." "Opportunity tends to knock once, then it's gone...temptation, however, likes to stand there and lean on the damn doorbell!" "Some say the glass is half empty, some say it's half full. I say, 'Are you going to drink that?'" "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind" "The only things I can not do are the things I have not yet decided to learn" "Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air." "Motherhood isn't for the faint of heart…or the fond of sleep" "Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titantic."