Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. "Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?" Jack Sparrow "Those who can't do, teach, and those who can't teach, teach gym." "Deliberate cruelty is not forgivable! It is the one unforgivable thing, and the one thing of which I have never, never been guilty. " Blanché DuBois "Wanna make God laugh, tell him your future plans" Woody Allen "Don't lets ask for the moon, we have the stars." Charlotte Vale "Go ahead, make my day" I don't love you anymore. Goodbye. Alice "Por alguma razão, nada me parece tão lúbrico e devasso quanto anões besuntados numa orgia. Mas não falo por experiência."