"Here's all you need to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid." -George Carlin How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. --William Shakespeare In the words of the prodigious Calvin and Hobbes, that I think truly reflect my personality: Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Calvin: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood... Last minute panic. Calvin, sitting at his "A Swift Kick in the Butt, $1" stand: 'I don't understand, everyone I know needs what I'm selling!' Calvin to Hobbes: "You know Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't even help."