"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues." "The people who turn out best are those people who make the best out of the way things turn out." "if you have a clear conscience, you have a bad memory" "If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." "Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from bad decisions." "misbehavior is not unique." "God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or did not do." "sometimes you do not understand the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory." "if I agreed with you we'd both be wrong"