"Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. " - Dean Koontz "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe "I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of any thing than of a book! -- When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library." -Jane Austen "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde "I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there." - Oscar Wilde "Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop." - Sugar, "Some Like it Hot"