Lauren Hall


"I think acting is hearing something and saying something for the first time" - Vincente Minnelli "It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache." - Frank N Furter, The Rocky Horror Picture Show "You know Meg when you're asleep I spit in your mouth." - Stewie "How much blood would shed to stay alive?" - Jigsaw "NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!" - Joan Crawford "You should ring up and ask if they do PINEAPPLE on a pizza ha ha." - Maurice Moss from the IT Crowd "Honey, what's going on with your hair? Looks like you have moose and squirrel in there." - Karen Walker "Oh Grace, I'm not like the other men in your life, I WILL hit you..." - Jack McFarland "If you fail to prepare, prepare to fail." - Gordon from Come Dine With Me "I'll never put on a life jacket again" - JAWS "Holland! Where is the baby?" - The Other "Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty." - Albie the racist dragon "I will sharpen this crayon and stab you in the eye with it!" - Lizzie "Errr just go die in a fire!" - Lizzie "So gunna do it now?" - Lizzie "I hate rocket. It's spicy and stupid!" - Lizzie "Someone left little skiddies in the toilet, now I'm depressed." - Mike Elliott "Stop looking for my imperfections and just enjoy the pleasure." - Joshua Keys "Err why do you get tanhini on your kebab? You and your effing tahini!" - Joshua Keys "I'd rather not." - Difficult vollie at the theatre. "Turn off the light, I don't want to look at you." - Joshua Keys Me: You know those really fat cats with really tiny ears, what breed are they? Sally: They're just mutants! "I love you.......occasionally." - Joshua Keys "Ooooooh, a new sack!" - The Elephant Man

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