Alex Crowson

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"Go...Away...Fatman" -Stewie Griffin "Lily,you puffy-faced pillow-bottom,I will NOT be made a fool of!"-Stewie Griffin "Yahweh can make people levitate if he wants to...but that guy?? That guy probably had the devil in him." -Apostle "In fact, I think I'm in love with Italian food." -Jim Halpert "It's mind bottling. You know, when something is so strange it gets all bottled up in your mind and you just don't know what to think?" -Blades of Glory "It's like an Improv conversation...an Improversation." -Micheal Scott, The Office "Oh the places you will go...except when you won't. Man that Seuss was a genius! Except for all those creepy creatures *shudders* scary." -Apostle "The Shakers didn't believe in sex....that's why there aren't any more Shakers. They are similar to the Quakers. But the Quakers are still around." -Apostle "I would prefer to roleplay on a computer that's not being monitored...it just makes it..harder. Not that I would be doing dirty roleplays or anything." -Kass "Apostle Ball is like my Yoda. Ya'll can see that, right? He has his cute and cuddly side, but you know that somewhere under the table is a lightsaber that will cut your head off." -Apostle Jim Jr. "So my wife hates it when I watch GODTV. HATES it. So one night, when she was sound asleep upstairs, I was watching it. Well, apparently she had gotten up to go to the bathroom. So all of a sudden I hear this voice at the top of the stairs, 'JIMMY! What're you watching??' So I say, 'Southpark!' She says, 'No you're not, you're watchin that religious crap channel again!' True story." -Apostle Jim Jr. (I love this quote because Southpark is viewed as a more appropriate show than GODTV. priceless.) "I shall simply deny you the crown and live...forever!" -The king in Ever After Me-I feel stranded... Jacob-You're not stranded I can be there in an hour. Me- Alot can happen in an hour... Jacob-No it can't, nothing can happen in an hour. Me-Have you ever seen 24??? Jacob-...well played Alex, Well played... "What ever happened to that guy on the bike?" -"He was wasted." "He's on the bridge!" -"He's the alcoholic troll. Sure, you can pass, but you gotta give him a six-pack." Jeremy- I've been shot 75 times. Jed- He didn't even feel 12 of them. Mr. Brian (While playing Taboo) "Uh, he's a guy...who likes women! Lots and lots of women! UGLY women! Recently!" Jacob-"TIGER WOODS!" Mr. B-"YES!!!" "It's only a hip skop and a jump away!" -Anthony "Where's Anthony?!" -Snowflakes "It' ok, we're cousins!!" -Emily "I'm gonna turn a cap into a throwing star and go all ninja on them" -Megan Charles Apostle- "It's that leather-like stuff...hard to find...naugahyde! That's it. I think they stopped making it." Pastor Len- "They banned the killing of nauga..." "if I had to live in a big house full of only guys wearing white polos I'd hit the hooch hard too." -AA She lives her life like it's a party and she's on the list She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it I think her ever present frown is a little troubling And, she thinks I'm psycho cause I like to rhyme her name with things, but Sophistication isn't what you wear, or who you know or pushing people down to get you where you wanna go Oh they didn't teach you that in prep school So it's up to me But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity -Taylor Swift "I'm not going to get too excited about an election until I can own it."-AA "Wootness! We fly gurl, we fly." -Kass "It could be a number of things: crab on crab violence, or maybe a gang war between mermen and shark people."-Shawn Spencer "I don't know how to live without running water." -Misty "How would you have survived as a pioneer??"-Mom "A pioneer?? She wouldn't have left England! I'd be on the boat and she'd stay right on shore."-Dan "See ya later honey!! I'll think of you when I'm using electricity and indoor plumbing!" *waves*-Misty

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