MacKenzie Tripp


"Just thinkof all those women on the Titanic who passed on dessert that night"-anonymous "amber youre a special poptart, you havent even come out of the box"- C.c. "im a party taco"-amber "son of a skank"-amber "You scruby scrab!!!"-amber "It's always milkshake time"-sign in mrs. millers classroom " i'm just a small town in a lonely world"- chase w. "shmehhhhhhh"-me "you should have seen your face!" "i was all menacing noise and you were all scared reaction! hehehehehehe."-london tipton "what are you doing?" "i'm not doing anything. And it's working."-kelso "Dear icebergs, sorry to hear about global warming enjoy karma... sincerely, the titanic"-anonymous "wow, biblical insults. this is an advanced school." - rory gilmore "when you have slow internet you can get up walk around, do a little dance, make some food. with DSL we cant walk around, dance, and we'd all starve! have you not seen the shining?!?- lorelli gilmore "youre never too old to burn to death in a fire."- red forman "slow down there girl scout"- selena "Ill name my car Tobus and you name yours Wilmur"- me and jenn "what the bank"- gabby "your new nickname is panda express." but im not chinese.." "neither is the food at panda express"-glee "those who are shocked easily, should be shocked more often"-mae west "go hang a salami im a lasagna hog"-mr.phelps and his pallendrome " Extra dextra random"- victoria willis "I was impregnated by the Kool-aid man. Lets just say he had a pitcherfull."- Frank Alar "Some believe in destiny, some believe in fate I believe that happiness is something you create."- Sugarland "Welcome to Gooood Burger, home of the Gooood Burger, may I take your orderrr?"- Good Burger "Aw I miss you Benny boo boo boo"- How to lose a guy in 10 days "You killed our love let it die...are you going to let us die?"- How to lose a guy in 10 days "Where do you get your juice?!? I dont know, my mom does the grocery shopping!"- Teen Wolf "Whats you definition of lying? Not telling the truth, why whats you definition? Lying down, horizontally.."- Teen Wolf "T-t-t-today junior!!!"- billy madison "Im sorry I cant hear you, my ear has been physically harmed!"- billy madison "Wow, were you hired as a skank?"- blake tripp "Friends are like penguins. If you throw a polar bear at them, they will die."- anonymous "I cheated on my fears, Broke up with my doubts, Got engaged to my faith, and now I'm marrying my dreams" - Drake ♥ "I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone."-Tommy Cooper "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."- Jerry Seinfeld Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one? Don't eat pork? Is that the word of God, or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody? -- Jon Stewart It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. (Woody Allen) "I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically." -Stephen Wright "Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."- Stephen Wright "I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."- Emo Phillips "People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi." -Emo Phillips "Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil."-Emo Phillips "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof, where nobody can retrieve it."-George Carlin "Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to mee"- Tarzan "I know we about to sin, but your body is a blessing"-Trey Songz “You’ve got enemies? Good! That means you stood up for something in your life.” – Eminem "Young and regretless" "God created the rainbow so I could catwalk to heaven"- gay sign

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