Blakeley Hudson


"Oh here's instructions but whoever wrote this is a worser speller than me?" "No, you cant read it cause it was wrote in russian..." "i dont care how fast they were writing! i still cant read it!" "You know what they say, fool me once...strike one, fool me twice...strike three..." "Spouse means the person your married to...not a cross between a spider and a mouse..." "she lives in paris" "ahh paris...she sounds german?" "i donated something and i kinda need it back?" "somebody doesnt know the meaning of donation...see when you donate something you dow-not get it back." "D-R-E-A-M...whos doctor Eam??" "Okay are you ready for your word Max?" "Max! M-A-C-K-S...Max..." "Thats not your word, thats your name...and you mispellt it??" "Your a lot heavier than you look!" "Ughh lift some weights!" "Eat some lettuce!" "You fight like a girl!" "I am a girl whats your excuse!" "You and me baby were satellite blueee..." "Dad... You were like a father to me" "Holy Moses, it's like I'm traveling with a child!" "Have you used the restroom?" "Good point, I need to take a pee-pee." "Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can?" "Because he's dead Peter." "That was Shakespeare, heard of him?" "Yes I've heard of him, he's a famous Pirate. By the way, it's Shakes Beard." "You better check yourself before you wreck yourself." "Number 2: if you're allergic to waffles, don't eat waffles!" "Then don't take me to a waffle house!" "I wish i could be a drummer..." "When i said that you made fun of me!" "Yeah but i didnt mean like in the marching band, i meant like rockstar!" -Del

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