Well, this is goodbye. I mean, we obviously have nothing in common. I'm a genius, you're all fucking wankers. You'll never see me again. You don't deserve to see me again. Freedom - for most - is just a word like toast He’s thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done? - Gareth I’m angry, and not because I’m in it, but because it degrades women. Which I hate - David Brent There's been a rape up there - David Brent It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings - Kurt Cobain Chaos is a friend of mine - Bob Dylan I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear - Freddie Mercury It's not fat, it's floppy muscle - Katie Bailey She got abdopted, init jeeeheeesus too riskay pussyoooooo - the infamous andi leeds fest quotes Patrick: "You're not married, you don't have a girlfriend and you've never watched Star Trek?" Andy: "No." Patrick: "Good Lord." Good evening fellow gentlemen and gentle ladies. "For rapes, murders and convictions, here's the news" "do you like coffee" "no i like crime and tea" - NYPD "yeah but i wonder what they'd do if you walked up to them and called them gypsy c*nts" - katie bailey "oi kb, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, take a chill pill!"