"For Attractive lips, speak words of kindness, For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people, For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry, For Beautiful hair, let a child run their fingers through it once a day, For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone." — Audrey Hepburn Stalking someone you can't friends with for social reasons [your ex boyfriend new gf] whom you've never met, for example -- can prove challenging even for the most intrepid Facebook user. If I keep my profile private, sometimes you [the psycho stalker] have to content yourself and your unhealthy obsession with staring at the tiny profile pic that comes up when you search for my name. Desperate? Yes, but stalkers can't be chooser right? Please stop being creepy :) [you know who you are :P] "Because I'm human.. I have lots to learn"