There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love Drink up, me hearties, yo ho! Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? Why is the rum always gone? Savvy? A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around! I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. Stop blowing holes in my ship! I prefer rum... Rum is good. "You're mad." Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work. Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am. Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk? You wanna know if we're armed? We're armed. Of course they're real people. They're Oompa Loompas. Good morning, starshine... the earth says hello! Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?