Ashley De Lio

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GROSS!!!!! <<<< (good times lol) "Freeze Gopher!" "And St. Atilla raised the hand gernade up on high saying, 'Oh Lord, bless this thy hand gernade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangotans(sp!), and breakfast cereal, and fruit bats..." "Skip a bit brother." "And the Lord spake saying, ' First thou shalt take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to 3, no more, no less. 3 shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. 4 shalt thou not count. Neither, count thou 2, excepting that thou then proceed to 3. 5 is right out. Once the number 3, being the third number be reached, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Gernade of Antioch, towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." "And Amen." Kyle Cease: proposition ninety-seven: Should we continue to not eat babies Kyle CeI didn't like rap at first but I realized it speaks the truth, The other day I bought a milkshake and all these boys came into my yard. Kyle Cease: Sunny D tastes like a fat clowns asshole Kaitlyn: Will you marry me? *pics up imaginary ring* It doesn't fit! Mike: That's what she said... Tana: Skank face! Me: What?! Tana: You know I love you! Greek: Tana and Ashley in a box, naked naked naked oh my gosh! Me: So a club? Now do they mean a card club or club-club? Mom: A club-club... Me: Okay, so a club-club... that would look like a stick, right? Mom: Yeah... Me: Not a taco? Leathum: This orange is defective! Leathum: "It's okay, we understand each other... he's emo..." Greek: I wrote that you have a vagina on the bathroom wall. Doug: Hm... so that's why I've been so popular this past month. Greek: I also wrote that you eat cereal out of it... Doug: *pant pant* Are you on the phone?! Doug: Doctor, is it supposed to get smaller with age? Cloe: Good evening good Sir, I'd like to buy 10,000 of your best apriocots please. Charly: No, I'm afraid we don't have any apricots here, but they might have some, down the hall, in Self Defense. Doug: Mike's a pretty boy, but if he tans anymore by the time he's 20 he's going to look like my testicles... Class: *DIES!* Doug: What happens in Drama, stays in Drama... Doug: Nick talks about Vagina so much that he has to be covering up for something! Eman: I can totally see myself flying around with a bow in my hair... Me: Oh God! We've hit an ice cube! We're going down by the head! Tana: Damn you Holiday Seagul! Mom: Yeah, Nordstrom has $7 a piece chairs! Vince: Obese chairs?! Dad: Me and my wife are sitting in a tree. I push her out...oh well... Me: *dies laughing* Mom: Of course, your daughter would laugh at that Lady: You sure you aren't one of those sex fiends? Pal Joey: *points to self* Who me? No, but I'm not against it.

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