*"If you talk about your damn roommates one more time, I'm hanging up the phone!...Talk to you later, love you!" -Mom <3 *"Sold my soul for rock and roll!" *"There's never enough time to do nothing!" *"Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange." -Robin Morgan *"Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day." -Anonymous *"If you develop the habits of success, you will make success a habit." - Fortune Cookie *"I love my middle finger, it's stood up for me when nobody else has." *"What leaves you broken in the end, makes you better." *"It is smart to know people. It is wise to know yourself." *The Paradoxical Commandments by Dr. Kent M. Keith People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway. If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway. The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway. The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds. Think big anyway. People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs. Fight for a few underdogs anyway. What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway. People really need help but may attack you if you do help them. Help people anyway. Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.