Ari Jones

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"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture." -Steve Martin "Each time my heart is broken it makes me feel more adventurous (and how the same names keep recurring on that interminable list!), but one of these days there’ll be nothing left with which to venture forth." —Frank O'Hara "You are in my blood. I cant help it. We can’t be anywhere except together" - Francesca Lia Block "Stickin' some feathers up your ass does not make you a chicken." -Tyler Durden (Fight Club) "It was your hand that forced me to use my saliva as a defense mechanism!" "THEY CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE!? But that's the whole point of sex, wait, I mean Vampires!" "Chickens don't understand human rights!" -Megan Cuddy "I'm gonna take out my baby and smack you with it!" -pregnant Candice... "Don't forget..." "If I were going to season you, I'd just have you run around the block" –me

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