Anca Danilescu


"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?" (Trainspotting) "Tonight we will rule the dance floor! Wo-hoo!" "Holly Molly!" "Sweeet!" "We're rolling like gangstas round Albany." "Yeah, go Adrian! Rock out with your cock out!" "Ham ham" "Pizzaaaah, I want pizza! Pizzaaah!" "Estoy hasta la puta madre de boracha!" "Ask the tarot cards: am i gonna get a bj tonight?" "Miguel where are you? Migueeeel, you're a chicken! A chickeeeen!" "Anca, Ancaaaa, I love you but you have to understand: life does not resume to Harris Millis!" "Ohh, shit....I don't remember a thing! Really! I don't remember a thing!" "Eloooo! How are your toessss?" "Welcome to the get em drunk to fuck em club!" "So if Chile has a lot of copper which is mostly used to make the Orgasmatron then the Orgasmatron is Chile's main export, no?"

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