"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot". "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies". "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend, Inside of a dog it's too dark to read". "A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five". "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors". "We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light". "Dictatorship naturally arises out of democracy, and the most aggravated form of tyranny and slavery out of the most extreme liberty". "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.". "A friend to all is a friend to none". "Anybody can become angry- that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy".