-"I still have my glasses on, have not shaved, and look like I just got out of bed!"-- My dad, haha! -my brother: "on the other hand, you have different fingers." -"Penelope: [telling her class her story] And we lived happily ever after - well, happily ever after so far at least. Child #1: I don't get it. What does it mean? Penelope: Well, you tell me what you think it means. Child #2: Rich people stink! Child #3: It's always the mothers fault. Child #4: It's not the power of the curse - it's the power you give the curse. " -"you smell funny."