"I can't find my wallet..." "Why don't you just ring it?" "I doubt she gave you the stinkeye, that's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face. " "Join me again next week on this episode of 'Let's make no fucking sense' when I will be waxing an owl. " "I am German-born." "Oh, okay. I'm dragonborn" "What does that mean?" "That means I play too much Skyrim..."