I shake my head cause I got a lot on my mind that I shouldn't even speak on it.. so I just smile bout the good things and leave footprints in the sand. come on come on let's have the time of our lives, get fucked up and play with knives Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone -Otis B. Driftwood: The Devil's Rejects "Dad what's jagermeister?"... "You know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep & then the guys start kissing her & she wakes up in a castle? Well, this is like that except you don't wake up in a castle — you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation." - Modern Family "I love you more than my own filthiness, more than my own hair color. Oh God, I love you more than the sound of bones breaking, the sound of death rattle." "The last time I died, wasn't nearly this much fun"