Amanda Abaalkhail


Remember, even your darkest hour only has 60 minutes. annonymous Haters cant see me but them bitches still lookin for me but I'm ray charles to the bullshit. *Dont be a little bitch with your chit chat. Just show me where your dicks at. kesha Why my pants sag off? Cuz im rappin my ass off.-kanye west *You got the swag sauce. Youre drippin swagu.-kanye west *Do not regret growing old. It is a privilidge denied to many-unknown...the buried life *I rember when i lost my mind. There was something so pleasant about that place that place. Even your emotions have an echo in so much space. And when youre out there, yeah i was out of touch but it was.t because i didnt know enough, i just knew too much. *I'm just a notch in your bedpost but youre just a line in a song-fall out boy *tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef that im a vegatarian and i aint fuckin scared of him-3OH3! *If you enter this world knowing you are loved, and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything in between can be dealt with.-Michael Jackson *There is no trying: trying is planning to fail.-Jillian Michaels *When a woman is peaceful and content that means all hell is about to break loose.- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon *Those who say I will lose and am finished will have to run over my dead body.-Said Aouita *The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.-Eden Ahberg *Thank you, grilled Cheesus.-Finn from Glee *Help me, Jeebus!-Homer J. Simpson *Sex with me is like the S.A.T's: Show up on time, do your best, and when I tell you to stop, put down your little pencil.-Lynne Koplitz *The next time I saw Edward I was gonna hump the shit out of him-Vampires Suck * Team Jacob, BITCH!-Vampires Suck *Awkward pause, or mouth organ?-Craig Ferguson *Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful. Hate me 'cuz I have huge tits.- funny t-shirts *I'm beautiful in my way, 'cuz God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track. Baby, I was born this way.-Lady Gaga *Smoke it loudly, and live it proudly-Skee *I spent the early part of my twenty's doing exotic sex shows in Calcutta. The pay was good, but when the open buzz wears off, and you're standing there naked with a tambourine in one hand, and a tigers junk in the other, it's time for a young girl to come home.-Patty the daytime hooker from My Name is Earl *I am not one to wish harm on anyone, but I hope the whore gets herpes or something else. I am done trying to be her friend. The whore can go to hell and rot.-Tiffany Brown

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