Allison Woerner

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"you know, when all is said and done, it still makes good toast" "I aint marryin me no city boy!" "I like my fruit hard" "If I had balls, they'd be frozen" "If you do this too fast, you'll fall on your face" one of my favorite quotes and i ended my graduation speech with it: "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - mark twain. epic face, epic face, epic face, epic face...jizz in my pants! "to do two things at once, is to do neither." Publilius Syrus "she smiles when she feels like screamin. she sings when she feels like cryin. she cries when shes happy, n laughs when shes afraid" "happiness is like a photograph of someone u keep somewhere safe 2 look at every so often. u look at it and u feel warm and sad because the person's gone and u realize that when they were there the sun seemed 2 shine more. its kind of screwed up - like happiness never just 'is'; it always 'was'." "when it is dark enough, u can c the stars" "everyone has a choice. everyone. all the time. u can walk through a door or decide not 2. u can let ur past dictate ur future, or u can throw 2 fingers up at it and walk away." - the returners "There are things that we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we can't live without but have to let go." "where your heart speaks -- take good notes!" "cops don't normally take candy when they're on duty" kj "its a dancing fish on my lid...or is that a bunny?" kyla drinking nesquik "it even happens when i don't get a drink...i get a boop on the nose...impressive water." kj about the drinking fountain at walmart "what's wrong w/this lemon?" blake "that's an orange" me "i was causing friction ok?" blake "u shoulda said: what underwear?" kyle "EXPOSED!" rachel "endless fries" chris "u guys r up 2 no good" mr. jensen "i could offer them dope!" tailor "i'm not wearing any shoes...i left my shoes at ur house!" tailor to eddy: "u better not mess w/me cuz my dad's a policeman!" kyla "since when?!?" me and eddy "he's in the shower!" kyla "hey feller, ur shoes look like shiny cheese" tailor "ur face looks like cheese!" tailor "she thinks everything looks like cheese!" me "no really...his face looks like cheese..." tailor "control, alt, delete! control, alt, delete!" dustin "my glasses make me look like a super hero" kyle "well there goes kyle, protecting the innocent." me "I like all the major juices...including fish" Alexis Spurgeon "Thirsty?" Tyffany Wilson "Larry...something terrible's happened." Eric Vanderdoes "Do you have a less violent menu I can take a look at?" Tim Hawkins "Pudding!" (i promptly start laughing historically 4 no apparent reason) "There's a crawdad in my pants!!!" Austin (everyone laughs) (a minute later) "Oh my gosh...he's not joking!" Carlye

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